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Who is the Most Dominant Athlete Ever?

This is one of those questions that guys can discuss until the end of time. When I bring it up amongst friends, the discussion gets heated. So, for this list, there will be some ground rules:

  • The athlete from a team sport must have superior statistics to others. This means that merely winning championships without the jaw-dropping stats, like Bill Russell, isn’t enough for this particular ‘most dominant athlete ever’ list. As for Russell, he’s probably the most dominating team player ever, but that’s a different list.
  • The athlete must be dominant throughout a significant portion of a respectable career. Dominating for a few years and then falling into relative mediocrity tarnishes a legacy.
  • It will be impossible to name every dominant athlete in every sport, so we’ll stick with 30 total, from these sports: Auto racing, baseball, basketball, boxing, cycling, football, golf, Greco-Roman wrestling (you’ll see why later), hockey, horse racing, soccer, surfing, swimming, tennis and track.
  • For team sports, the athlete should be dominant in more than one major statistic or aspect of the game. So, the best rebounder or shot-blocker ever won’t necessarily be considered on those stats alone.
  • Men only for this list. We’ll handle women when the Gunaxin audience becomes interested in female sports, or when women start routinely beating men at these sports.
  • If someone you think is missing from this list, chances are, they may certainly be a dominant athlete that we missed, and we urge you to write them in the comments section. But also ask yourself, even had we listed them for the vote, do you think they would win it?

VOTE FOR THE MOST DOMINANT ATHLETE AT THE BOTTOM

AUTO RACING

Richard Petty
Case for: His 200 career NASCAR wins are 95 more than the next guy, he won seven championships, and he’s still considered the best of all time in that sport.
Case against: None.

Michael Schumacher
Case for: His 91 career Formula 1 wins are 40 more than the next guy, and he has won seven championships.
Case against: Schumacher’s success often drew controversy, particularly in title-deciding collisions in 1994 and 1997.

Jimmy Johnson just won his fourth consecutive championship, but his career is far from over and he’s got a long way to go to be considered more dominant than Petty, or even Dale Earnhardt in NASCAR.

BASEBALL

Ty Cobb
Case for: A .367 lifetime batting average, far and away the best in baseball history.
Case against: Played in an era where players didn’t hit for power. Also, he was a downright awful person and he’d get booed out of the stadium if he played today.

Babe Ruth
Case for: He was a great pitcher when he pitched, a great hitter when he hit, and sometimes hit more home runs than entire teams. He had a .342 lifetime average.
Case against: Not much, although some argue that he didn’t have to compete against the Negro League players who could have given him more competition.

Not: Barry Bonds and I shouldn’t even have to explain why.

Baseball is one of those sports that anyone you ask will tell you someone different is the most dominant. Others we considered were Willie Mays, Ted Williams and Bob Gibson. Sandy Koufax dominated for just a few years but not long enough.

BASKETBALL

Michael Jordan
Case for: 2 Olympic gold medals, 6-time NBA champion, 6-time NBA Finals MVP, 5-time NBA MVP, 10 NBA scoring titles, holds the NBA records for highest career regular-season scoring average (30.12 points per game) and highest career playoff scoring average (33.4 points per game).
Case against: His stint with the Wizards was a disaster and probably still irks him since he is not one to lose a grudge. Taking off about two seasons to play baseball may have cost him two more championships. Also, other players have offensive records that Jordan didn’t come close to breaking.

Wilt Chamberlain
Case for: 2-time NBA champion, 4-time NBA MVP, once averaged 50.4 points a game in a season, once scored 100 points in a game, holds 72 official NBA records, and never fouled out of a game.
Case against: Didn’t win enough championships, though we’ve already stated that that’s not the barometer for being the most ‘dominating athlete.’

Not: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Bill Russell, Magic Johnson because we’re confident that Jordan and Chamberlain are ultimately more dominating.

The general consensus in basketball is that Michael Jordan is the best of all time (though Celtics fans will say Bill Russell simply because he has more championships than anyone).

BOXING

Muhammad Ali
Case for: He’s often considered one of the greatest of all time.
Case against: He did not live up to his potential because he left the sport in his prime. Also, he lost five times, didn’t exactly go out ‘on top,’ but excluding him from this list would cause a web riot.

Joe Louis
Case for: Championship reign lasted 140 consecutive months. Named the greatest heavyweight of all time by the International Boxing Research Organization, and was ranked number one on Ring Magazine’s list of 100 Greatest Punchers of All Time.
Case against: Ummm… never fought Mike Tyson in his prime?

Sugar Ray Robinson
Case for: Frequently cited as the greatest boxer of all time, Robinson’s performances at the welterweight and middleweight divisions prompted sportswriters to create “pound for pound” rankings, where they compared fighters regardless of weight.
Case against: Lost 19 times.

Not: Mike Tyson, who, like others, dominated the sport for a period of time, then lost, continued to lose, and tarnished a legacy. Not: Rocky Marciano because few believe he fought anyone that tough.

Boxing sparks quite a bit of debate because there are many dominant ones from different eras.

CYCLING

Lance Armstrong
Case for: After surviving cancer, he won the Tour de France seven straight times. At the age of 38 he came back and finished third.
Case against: Accused of doping. Also, many forget that cycling is a team sport, and Armstrong’s team deserves credit for guiding him to victory, as well.

It’s not uncommon to hear someone say Armstrong is the most dominant athlete of all time.

FOOTBALL

Jim Brown
Case for: In 2002, he was named by The Sporting News as the greatest professional football player ever. In 118 career games, Brown averaged 104.3 yards per game and 5.2 yards per carry. Only Barry Sanders comes close to those totals.
Case against: None.

Joe Montana
Case for: He won four Super Bowls and helped his teams to 31 fourth quarter come-from-behind wins.
Case against: Other quarterbacks either broke Montana’s records or hold records that Montana never did, and even won the same number of championships. ‘Who’s the best quarterback ever?’ is an article on its own, but we’ll stick with Montana as the representative for this position.

Jerry Rice
Case for: The all-time leader in every major statistical category for wide receivers and the all-time leader in touchdowns scored with 208.
Case against: Certainly benefited by having great quarterbacks.

Lawrence Taylor
Case for: He has been called the greatest defensive player of all time by members of the media, former players, and coaches.
Case against: Not much, though, like other athletes, his off-field issues make some people forget about his on-field success.

GOLF

Tiger Woods
Case for: Was already considered the best golfer ever very early in his career, and it is far from over.
Case against: Though he is on course to obliterate them, he does not yet hold the records for majors or wins, so it’s hard to say he’s the most dominant ever if he hasn’t yet surpassed these milestones.

Jack Nicklaus
Case for: He currently holds the record with 18 major victories.
Case against: He’s not Tiger Woods.

Not: Arnold Palmer. He may have ‘transcended’ the game and made the sport incredibly popular, but his records pail in comparison to others.

Tiger Woods should be a finalist for the most dominant of all time.

GRECO-ROMAN WRESTLING

Alexander Karelin
Case for: He was undefeated for 13 years. He won gold medals at the 1988, 1992 and 1996 Olympic Games. He went the last six years of his unbeaten streak without giving up a point.
Case against: Relatively speaking, Greco-Roman wrestling is too small of a sport compared to the others.

While Greco-Roman wrestling isn’t necessarily a sport that many argue about, Karelin’s 13-year winning streak is perhaps the most dominating accomplishment on this list. Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Babe Ruth, or anyone else accomplished anything like that.

HOCKEY

Wayne Gretzky
Case for: He is so far ahead on the all-time points list, that had he never scored a goal, his assist total would still make him the all-time points leader.
Case against: He wasn’t a two-way player.

Bobby Orr
Case for: Led the league in scoring, as a defenseman. Once had a plus/minus of +124 (to put that in perspective, +37 led the league last season).
Case against: His career wasn’t long enough.

Not: Gordie Howe and Mario Lemieux, because we’re confident that Gretzky and Orr were ultimately more dominant.

HORSE RACING

Secretariat
Case for: In 1973 became the first U.S. Triple Crown champion in 25 years, setting new race records in the Kentucky Derby and the Belmont Stakes.
Case against: He’s a horse.

You all know that you’re going to vote for Secretariat as a goof, so go ahead and cast your ballot now.

SOCCER

Diego Maradona
Case for: Widely considered to be the second best soccer player of all time.
Case against: Only people from Argentina think that he is better than Pele. Also, a suspension for drugs kept him off the field for some time.

Pele
Case for: Won World Cups, flashy player, scored, transcended the game.
Case against: None.

Pele should be a finalist for the most dominating athlete ever.

SURFING

Kelly Slater
Case for: 9-time ASP World Champion. 54 victories. 42 World championship tour wins.
Case against: Hard to compare surfing to these other sports.

We also considered Laird Hamilton, Taj Burrow, and the ‘inventor,’ Duke Paoa Kahanamoku.

SWIMMING

Michael Phelps
Case for: He won eight gold medals at the 2008 Olympic Games.
Case against: Some of those world records may have been set with the aid of better swimsuit technology that Mark Spitz and Johnny Weissmuller didn’t have.

Mark Spitz
Case for: Amongst other things, he won seven gold medals at the 1972 Olympic Games.
Case against: Lost his records to Phelps.

Phelps will likely be a finalist for the most dominant athlete ever.

TENNIS

Roger Federer
Case for: Already the all-time leader in men’s singles Grand Slam victories, Federer doesn’t look like he’s slowing down.
Case against: For a period of time, Rafael Nadal overtook Federer as the best player in the world, defeating him in the French Open and Wimbledon finals. It’s hard to say Federer is the best ever when he wasn’t even number one in his sport while in his prime.

Rod Laver
Case for: He was the world No. 1 player for seven consecutive years, and is the only player to have twice won all four Grand Slam singles titles in the same year. He would have had even more titles had the rules for majors been different back then.
Case against: He didn’t have to play Roger Federer.

Not: Pete Sampras because he didn’t come close to winning the French Open, the one gaping hole on his resume.

TRACK

Usain Bolt
Case for: He holds the world record for the 100 metres, the 200 metres and, along with his teammates, the 4×100 metres relay. And he is still young so has more career ahead of him.
Case against: Does one extraordinary year make one the ‘most dominant athlete of all time?’

Carl Lewis
Case for: He won 10 Olympic medals (9 gold), and 10 World Championships medal (8), in a career that spanned from 1979 to 1996.
Case against: A controversy with the long jump in the ’84 Olympics. Also, he wasn’t as dominant as long as Edwin Moses (below).

Edwin Moses
Case for: Between 1977 and 1987, Moses won 107 consecutive finals. Also, he helped set some of the most strict anti-drug policies for track and field.
Case against: None.

We also considered Jesse Owens, but he wasn’t as dominant as long as the above. We also give a shout out to Jim Thorpe, who is perhaps the most versatile athlete of all time.

Edwin Moses should be a finalist for most dominant athlete of all time.

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Curb Your Enthusiasm Formulas and Themes

It’s not uncommon for successful writers to stick to story formulas and return to recurring themes, and no one does it better than Larry David on Seinfeld and HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm. Sometimes he goes off the deep end, coming up with a scenario so extreme that it could only happen to him, but other times he plays it safe and gives us a situation that we all (often) encounter. Either case is called the ‘Larry David Moment.’

Each episode revolves around Larry making inappropriate comments and/or getting angry over certain policies or when others fail to adhere to his standards of behavior. The episodes also center around the snowball effect of a lie, from its root usually as an excuse not to do a favor, to its climatic and hilarious ending when the truth is revealed. If he doesn’t lie, goes along with the favor, accepts an invitation, or attempts a good deed (like feeding a limo driver or helping the blind), it can only come back to haunt him in hilarious ways. Every episode follows these formulas.

Here are some of the most commonly-used themes and gags in Curb, and also Seinfeld, with examples.

Articles of Clothing

  • Obsessing over a dead man’s shirt
  • Mixing up smoking jackets with Hef
  • Losing sneakers at bowling alley
  • Needing to find the same jacket he used in a movie role
  • Unwanted sleeve loosening
  • Missing dry cleaning

Bathrooms

  • No lock on the bathroom door
  • Being interrupted with stop-and-chat on the way to the bathroom
  • Knocking on strangers’ doors, asking to go
  • Overhearing a racist in the men’s room
  • Using the handicapped stall
  • Men using the women’s bathroom

Doctor’s Offices

  • Bad magazine selection
  • Using the doctor’s phone while waiting to be examined
  • Not disclosing the ailment to an assistant
  • Protesting the non-confidential sign-in sheet
  • First-come, first-serve policy
  • Speeding heart rate due to attractive nurse
  • Getting doctor’s personal phone number

Private Parts

  • Pants that make him look like he is pitching a tent
  • Getting bitten by a dog… there
  • No-fly zone drawers
  • The ‘tickle’
  • A long hug is a bit too… long
  • Water bottle in the pocket

Recurring Awkward Moments Involving…

  • Jeff’s parents
  • Funkhouser’s relatives, dead or alive
  • Handicapped people
  • Black people
  • All women
  • Orthodox Jews
  • Christians/Catholics
  • Everyone else

Religion

  • Interrupting a Baptism
  • Inviting a sex offender to Passover
  • Buying scalped high holiday tickets
  • Accidentally making Jesus shed a tear
  • The Passion of the Christ nail
  • The Jesus cookie and manger scene

Tipping

  • Waiter’s tip AND captain’s tip
  • 18% tip included PLUS space for extra
  • Coordinating tips with dining companions
  • Believing he tipped someone more than once and confronting that person
  • Accidentally gives money to a restaurant guy who he normally tips at the restaurant, not on the street

Possible Curb Episodes Based on My Father

  • My father tells people that he had the choice between his best friend and Larry David as college roommates, and picked his best friend (both my father and David attended University of Maryland around the same time).
  • My father and his cousin got caught in the rain on the way back from a baseball game, had to remove their shirts, shoes and socks, and were greeted at the front door by his cousin’s wife (imagine that with Jeff, Larry and Susie).
  • On an elevator with a man who was pushing a woman in a wheelchair, my father makes small talk by saying “Is this your mother?” The man replies “No, it’s my wife.”
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Senegal, Nov 1-8, 2009

I’ve never had a first impression of a country quite like when I arrived in Senegal. Towering over the capital city of Dakar is the African Renaissance Monument, a 160-foot statue depicting a man rising triumphantly from a volcano with his outstretched arms wrapped around his wife and child. The monument, designed by a Senegalese artist but constructed by North Korean workers, is a symbol of Africa’s rise from centuries of intolerance and racism. It is set to be officially dedicated on December 12. Apparently, I got to Senegal a month too soon.

Like the Statue of Liberty and the Washington Monument, this bronze statue is sure to serve as a regular background in photos of smiling tourists for decades to come. The site has exhibition, multimedia, and conference rooms, and a top-floor viewing platform. And since Dakar is the westernmost point of Africa, it’s only a 7.5-hour plane ride from Washington D.C. now that South African Airways flies directly there.

But there is criticism. Some Senegalese have complained of its communist-era design. Muslims, who make up the vast majority of Senegal’s population, take issue because of Islamic prohibitions on representations of the human form. Others say that the £17 million ($28 million) could have been used for more important things, like helping the poor. Worst of all, Senegal’s president, Abdoulaye Wade, insists that he deserves 35 percent of tourist revenue it brings in due to “intellectual rights.” Oh, and Senegal doesn’t have a volcano.

The critics make good points, but what’s done is done and come December 12, tourists and residents alike will have the world’s latest and well-meaning statue to admire. And with a new airport on the way, along with the potential for South Africa-to-U.S. visitors dropping by, Senegal and its residents should benefit from this new addition to the Dakar cityscape for years to come.

Editor’s note: The statue was unveiled later than the date provided when this article was researched.

An interesting conversation about love and marriage.