HBO’s The Girl: Scaring Us Away From Alfred Hitchcock

Many people undergo a sort of beatification after their death, as negative things are forgotten and all the wonderful things they’ve accomplished are highlighted. Then there are those who leave legacies that will be remembered for decades, if not centuries later. I’d venture to say that in the world of film, director Alfred Hitchcock is one of those people. Though he died 32 years ago, long before I saw classic films like PsychoRear Window, or North by Northwest, he quickly became my favorite director after experiencing the Hitchcock exhibit at Universal Studios in the early ’90s, and being treated to reruns of Alfred Hitchcock Presents on Nick-at-Night.

Hitchcock wasn’t just a film director, he was a larger than life entertainer. How many directors these days can insert their name in a title to increase interest? Imagine… Michael Bay PresentsThe John Woo Hour, M. Night Shyamalan’s The Village (oh, wait, that actually happened). Hitchcock, the Master of Suspense, is still in a class by himself when it comes to the art of making movies, and every decent director these days owes him a debt of gratitude.

HBO just released a film called The Girl, based on the book Spellbound by Beauty about Hitchcock’s relationship with actress Tippi Hedren during the filming of The Birds and Marnie. They cast Toby Jones as Hitchcock, someone who makes Norman Bates in a dress look sane. Then they turned him into a sexual predator who torments Hedren on set.

How much truth there is to The Girl is something I don’t want to know. Surely, few films based on “true” stories are 100% accurate, as it’s virtually impossible to write a script like this without exaggeration. I can’t imagine Hitchcock was perfect (not that I’d ever really thought of it), but to see him painted in this light a half-century after it happened leaves me scratching my head. What’s the purpose of coming out now and making this movie? Imagine a film about Bill Clinton’s relationship with Gennifer Flowers, with someone like Steve Buscemi starring as the former president, that comes out after Clinton’s death. Anyone wonder how that will turn out?

HBO’s The Girl didn’t change my opinion of Hitchcock as a director and entertainer, but upon watching it, I was reminded that neither he nor anyone is a complete saint in life. Perhaps it’s the idea that one’s legacy must be protected after death, and only positive things must be said. So we’ll leave it to the upcoming film Hitchcock starring Anthony Hopkins to get the taste of The Girl out of our mouths.

Iron Maiden and Alice Cooper: Old But Still Awesome

It’s not the 1980s anymore, but it would be hard to tell for concert-goers this summer as the hair bands of yesteryear continue touring and bringing in the crowds. At Jiffy Lube Live in Bristow, Virginia on Saturday, Iron Maiden and Alice Cooper shared a stage, because, dammit, they still play great music and we’re willing to pay money to watch them.

This year’s Maiden setlist for the “Maiden England World Tour” is heavy on Seventh Son of a Seventh Son, their seventh (duh) studio album which came out in 1988. For longtime fans, this is ear candy, but for the twenty-somethings who only discovered the band in the past dozen years as it put out four spectacular albums, these might as well be new songs.

Kicking the show off with “Moonchild” and “Can I Play With Madness,” Maiden sprinkles its Seventh theme throughout the set. The song “Seventh Son of a Seventh Son” is the climax of the theatrics, which includes a smoke, light and flame show that gives off a highly religious aura, especially when Bruce Dickinson speaks the prophecy in front of a Buddha-looking Eddie. It’s not just a concert anymore as Maiden transforms the venue a heavy metal monastery. They also play “The Clairvoyant” and “The Evil That Men Do,” but not in the order from the concept album, which would greatly confuse those trying to follow along (yes, I’m kidding, especially since they skip three less-popular songs on that album).

The Number of the Beast songs make a middle-of-the-show appearance, including that one about ‘666’ (what’s it called again? Oh, “Number of the Beast”), the rarely played “The Prisoner,” and “Run to the Hills” (a song awkwardly missing from their Final Frontier setlist two years ago). We should note that this is where the 12-foot Eddie makes an appearance, this time in the role of the white man.

Another crowd pleaser played (though hardly a sing-along) is “Phantom of the Opera,” complete with an organ and a masked dude playing it. There aren’t too many other surprises, just “Aces High,” “2 Minutes to Midnight,” “Iron Maiden,” “Wasted Years,” and the closer, “Running Free.” One glaring song missing from the set was “Hallowed Be Thy Name,” but they’ve played that to death.

Maiden does make one questionable choice: In Bristow, Dickinson gave an extended intro about the pitfalls of war as a segue into… no, not “The Trooper,” which everyone was expecting, but “Afraid to Shoot Strangers” (and yes, they played “The Trooper” afterward). The extremely slow intro was the queue for a noticeable chunk of the crowd to take a beer/bathroom break, while even longtime fans found themselves shrugging at the selection. This and the crowd chant-along song “Fear of the Dark” are the only two songs they play from the ’90s on this tour.

As for the 64-year-old Alice Cooper, his senior citizen status is hardly apparent as he plays such hits as “School’s Out,” “Feed My Frankenstein,” “No More Mr. Nice Guy,” “Hey Stoopid,” “Poison,” and “Billion Dollar Babies.” But it’s still hard not to chuckle when he’s screaming “I’m Eighteen!” No, you’re not, Mr. Furnier. He also somehow survives his own beheading.

Other older bands making the rounds this summer include AerosmithDef Leppard and PoisonMotley Crue and KISS, and Rush. Folks, see these bands while you still can, because any one of these decades is sure to be their last.

Here’s some video from Charlotte, North Carolina on June 21, 2012.

 

Disturbed’s Lost Children Hardly a B-Side Album

To call Disturbed’s latest album, The Lost Children, a collection of rarities and B-sides is giving it no credit at all. With their last studio album, Asylum, barely a year old, Children was announced via singer David Draiman on Twitter back in August, but since then has been wrongly shrugged off like any other B-side album and improperly promoted as such.

While there’s no ultra-major hit like “Sickness” to anchor this album and elevate it to must-have status for casual fans, real fans have no reason to pass this up just because the songs were presumably rejected from their previous efforts. Though none of the previous albums are incomplete without any of these lost children, together they make up what might as well be called their sixth studio album instead of just a compilation.

The songs, like “Hell,” “Sickened” and “Dehumanize” have the traditional Disturbed titles, hard-cutting chords and Draiman’s classic rabid dog bark. Those who missed the opportunity to download “3,” which was originally released as a digital single on disturbed1.com to help the defense of the West Memphis Three, will find it on this album (this may have something to do with the fact that the three men were released from prison shortly after Disturbed released the song).

For those who like Disturbed covers there are two on here: Faith No More’s “Midlife Crisis” and the far more familiar “Living After Midnight” from Judas Priest. Also included are “This Moment” from Transformers.

All AT-AT, All the Time

I have no idea why I’m committing myself to this but after noticing a need for a single website that compiles all the material based on the AT-AT from Star Wars, I went ahead and did it. I made a Tumblr site, where I’ll just be linking to crazy AT-AT-related things, typically humorous and creative images from other sites. Why? I’ve always found that vehicle to be awesome, but it’s more about the fun things folks have done, such as making an AT-AT costume for a dog, or making a wine cabinet in the shape of it.

Check it out: All AT-AT, All the Time.

Ranking Entourage’s Eight Season Finales

The final episode of any season (and series) is always special, because it’s the one meant to leave a lasting impression on viewers and hold them over until the new season (or movie). Now that Entourage‘s run is complete, let’s look back and rank each of the season-enders, which are supposed to either tie up loose ends or create drama (no pun intended) to talk about during the sabbatical.

8 Season 6 2009

Season plot: Vince has a stalker and the boys try to protect him. It turns out to be a sorority prank. LAME. Lloyd tries to get promoted. Ari buys his old company.

Ending/cliffhanger: Ari goes on a rampage with a paint gun in his old office which he now runs, and all is well with the world of the Entourage boys. Lloyd also gets to be an agent. Finally.

This season was pretty bad, but it’s Entourage, so it still had its good moments.

7 Season 8 2011

Season plot: Vince really likes a reporter who rejects him. Turtle tries, again, to make it on his own. Johnny has tension with coworker Andrew Dice Clay. Eric deals with not being with Sloan, again. Ari deals with being separated.

Ending/cliffhanger: Vince goes to Paris to get married to a girl he just met. Turtle is set for life (resolved in the previous episode). Johnny is finally getting regular work (also resolved in the previous episode). Eric’s issues are completely unresolved but end on an up-note. Lloyd gets to represent opera singers and will likely be Vince’s agent (you know he will). Ari saves his marriage, but gets the proposal of a lifetime.

Too much is bound to happen, especially involving Eric (as if we care), Lloyd (needs a spin-off),Vince (who will get divorced and go back to his old ways), and Ari (who will take the job). This ain’t no Sopranos, there WILL be an Entourage movie (for better or worse).

See Gunaxin’s list of things that needed to happen in the final season.

6 Season 1 2004

Season plot: The boys are introduced with a typical first season of a series – a show we vow to keep watching through the good times and bad.

Ending/cliffhanger: Vince hires Eric to be his manager and the world is good.

This was a great opening season and a fine finale, but once again, nothing to think much about other than the fact that we can’t wait for Season 2.

5 Season 2 2005

Season plot: Ari tries to get Vince to make Aquaman but it proves to be a challenge for various reasons, including the fact that Vince has a crush on his co-star, Mandy Moore.

Ending/cliffhanger: Vince doesn’t quit Aquaman, after all, and the world is good.

Not a bad season, but considering that it hinged on Vince choosing to quit a HUGE movie over a girl just didn’t seem plausible. We weren’t surprised when he didn’t.

4 Season 5 2008

Season plot: After Medellin flops, Eric pushes to get Smokejumpers made with Vince, but things don’t work out.

Ending/cliffhanger: Broke and back in Queens, Vince gets a surprise call from Martin Scorsese, who saves his career, and the world is good.

The season finale was fairly good because it showed that the boys were serious about going home when they had nothing left. For a minute there we may have actually believed that the world wasn’t going to be all right. Then ol’ Marty swoops in and we all breathe a collective sigh of relief. Nothing to think about until next season.

3 Season 3 2006–2007

Season plot: For some reason, this was considered one season, though it certainly didn’t feel like it. Season 3, Part I ends with Vince firing Ari for dropping the ball on the Ramones script. Part II ends with Vince picking Billy Walsh to direct Medellin.

Ending/cliffhanger part I: Vince fires Ari.

Now THIS felt like a season finale. Melodramatic, but we know Ari will be back.

Ending/cliffhanger part II: They’re going to make Medellin, finally. In Spanish.

Another one of these ‘the world is all right finales, but there is a hint that Billy is about to screw up big time.

2 Season 7 2010

Season plot: Vince dates a porn star and gets addicted to cocaine. Finally, some reality in Hollywood.

Ending/cliffhanger: Ari separates from his wife and Vince makes a drug-fueled scene at Eminem’s party.

Great ending because it was far darker and the world is not all right. Addiction is something that even non-movie stars can relate too (which I’m sure would be a lot easier with Sasha Grey).

1 Season 4 2007

Season plot: The boys make Medellin. Billy goes nuts. Ari tries to sell the movie. The movie flops at Cannes.

Ending/cliffhanger: Medellin turns out to be a horrible movie and they lose all but a dollar.

This season finale answered a major question that lasted all season, provided comedy, showed the boys won’t always get what they want and life isn’t always a fairy tale in Hollywood. After all, it’s hard to make a movie, as Harvey says. And it’s certainly hard to make a good TV show.

But the folks behind Entourage certainly did.