I’ve been teaching myself Hebrew for the past year and a half. Duelingo – some online software I use to learn – has provided me with a few odd things to translate.

Don’t worry – there was also one that said ‘Men love to run.’

It’s starting to sound like the Washington Post’s critics.

It’s finally teaching me useful phrases.

I’ll be honest – I didn’t memorize this one yet.

Me too.

Note that a man’s voice read this.

No duh


Maybe don’t say this to a Jew.

I’m still trying to figure out what type of person wrote these.

I assure you, Duolingo, I don’t need to practice saying the word ‘monkey’ anymore.

There’s an entire Ark full of animals but they keep coming back to the monkey.

A phrase I use at work 50 times a day.

Definitely written by Washington Post critics.

Exactly. No more doing nothing for me.