I would like to congratulate myself for getting promoted to a ‘featured’ merchant on Amazon.com. I’m unclear how I did it but I can assume it’s because they think I’m totally awesome and cool and everyone likes me.
Okay, but realistically, I’m guessing I got ‘promoted’ because I sold enough stuff without any demerits and made them tons of cash for doing nothing for a year. What’s weird, though, is that I’m now in the same spot with actual retail merchants who sell things for a living, and not on the side like me.
So check out my Morgul Lord Witch King listing and see my cat and dog (RIP) logo well above everyone else’s. Yeah, obviously they did this cause they think I’m super cool.